Sometimes I interview mildly or wildly famous people like Betsey Johnson, Clark Duke, MC Lars, Tracie Egan, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Heloise and the Savoir Faire, Planning to Rock, or other people you might not have heard of but should know in general because they're awesome. Mostly, I write about my awkwardly funny experiences, like the Promiscuity Package cover story in issue 8 where I concentrated on a guide to orchestrating threesomes. It was funny. I hope. Here are some PDFs of things I've written, please email me at oliviaallin@gmail.com for more legitimate samples, I will most happily oblige. I have a really big head. Also.